Jokes To Keep You Entertained...@ Jokerland
Hosted by: the Full-time Freakingnerd, Yuvarani

1. Me: How do you spell 'anticipation'?
You: N-T-C-Patient

2. I was having a cough, so i was under the blanket, trying to cure it. You came by and asked, "What are you doing?"
I said, "I am having a cough, so i am doing this. If i take medicine, it will be gone in a week. If i don't take medicine, it will be gone in 7 days."

3. A father saw his son eating some savouries, which they eat on happy occasions. So, the father asked, "What is the occassion?"
The mother said: "Son came in second in a race."
The father said, "Not bad, not bad" and looked down at his son sitting on the chair.
"So how many people were there in the race?" the father asked.
THe son cheekily said, "Two people" and ran off.

4. What did the banana say to the doctor?
-I am not peeling well.

5.What do you get when you throw butter out the window?
-A butterfly

6. L: What is a car's life story?
M: an Auto-biography

7. Fortune-teller: I charge $5 for answering 2 questions.
Stupid: Isn't that too expensive?
Fortune-teller: Well, i don't think so. Now what is your second question?

8. Hey: My dog is very smart because it can say its name.
Chey: What is your dog's name?
Hey: Woof-woof

9. Lily: Some people say i am pretty and some people say i am ugly. What do you think?
Friend: They're all correct. You are pretty ugly.

10. A: Who succeeded the first president of the US?
B: The second president

I gathered these jokes, but i was not the one who wrote them (except for the first one). These jokes were by other people, which i found in books and saw on TV and thought they were funny enough to be shared. Haha...

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